If you switch off data at night to save data, u are poor
If you notice price fluctuations of groceries, like kai, this toothpaste has gone up, you are poor.
If you walk halfway bf u join the bus to save cost, you are poor
If you have seen at least half of my over 50 plays, all of which were on complimentary tickets, you are indeed poor.
If you repair your shoes or wear clothes till they wear out, you are poor.
If you can’t afford to buy fruits regularly, you are poor.
If you sparingly use your AC, washing machine or any power-consuming items, you are poor
If your female spouse is dark skinned, you are poor
If you drive your car three times a week or notice that the fuel attendant is cheating you, you are poor
If you go to a restaurant and use the prices to determine what you want to eat, you are poor.
My people, it’s ok to be poor; we are over 60 million in Nigeria
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Thanks
Duke of Shomolu