10 possible Nigerian retaliatory sanctions

Ban our big three – Davido, Burna and Wizkid from American concerts

All American doctors of Nigerian dissent in America shd down tools to cripple their health sector

Ban all Visa Applications by Nigerians. The stoppage of Visa Fees will cripple their economy

Nigerian women are adjudged the highest consumers of porn, especially on Pornhub. We work on our women to cancel their subscriptions, and this would cause job losses

President Tinubu to block Trump on all Social Media

Send Senator Natasha to infiltrate their congress and bring down their speaker with – you know what she does well

Ban speaking American slang in our nightclubs, brothels, etc

Ban all Americans from attending our giant church crusades – Redeemed, Covenant and Lion, pls take note

Ban all American Porn sites, but please leave only xvideos, cos we need to at least know what is happening

Nigerians spent $109m (N152b) on condoms in 2023. So we ban American condoms and hit them where it matters the most

Thanks

Duke of Shomolu


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