Commission a biography
Get a passionate aburo to start work
Get him to drive from Yaba to Ajah every week for months
Pay a measly deposit
Get him to buy food for u and your assistant each time he comes
Ramble through sessions in an apparent derelict state, mixing up facts
The subject was subjected to intense emotional abuse, including averted physical abuse
62,000 words and six months later, you just buried someone and don’t have the balance to pay
Beg for aburo to help secure the Editor’s money, promising to pay all together
Go behind the scenes to work directly with the Editor
Ugly assistant claims to have written the book
Aburo, in anger, pulls out and instructs that his content should not be used in the book
Agbaya, who never wanted to pay, seized thes the opportunity to agree
Aburo, months later, feels exploited and used and gets another elder statesman to intervene
Agbaya threatens Aburo with 100% witchcraft
Aburo is ready and waiting for the book to come out
Agbaya is primed to beat up Aburo
Aburo has already secured a hospital bed ready for the beating
666 – no be only devil get the number, we all share the copyright
Thanks
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: January 19, 2026
