Send a high-powered delegation led by Ooni of Ife to go and beg
Name Sowore as part of the team as an American citizen
Do a prisoner swap, let’s take Pdidy and give them all those pardoned recently
Immediately start making plans to. Launch a preemptive attack on Washington
Ask Akpabio to work with his counterpart in the American Congress to get them to impeach Trump
All these big GOs are also addressing the UN General Assembly, showing evidence of an increase in tithe collection as evidence that there is no genocide
Send Seyi Tinubu to go and work his youth mobilisation magic to put Trump under pressure
Send Bianca Ojukwu to discuss very urgently with Melanie Trump on the matter
A strike force led by those already arrested for coup plotting to go and wait for the Americans at the Seme border and fight them to the finish
Appoint Ukrainian President NSA cos this one don pass Policeman experience o
Tinubu should immediately start dressing in full army regalia as Commander-in-Chief and should assign one battalion to himself, the way our Presidents assign the Ministry of Petroleum to themselves.
Come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu