10 things you should know abt me

I am ADHD, meaning I’m prone to anxiety and panic attacks, so don’t call me except it’s absolutely necessary

I can’t handle suspense. Don’t call me and say, ‘There’s something I want to tell you next week.’ It sends me into a tailspin

I hate people who ramble instead of going straight to the point. Don’t call me and greet me too much, u will lose my attention

My attention span is brittle. You can’t keep my attention for more than five minutes. So it’s better you talk fast or leave me alone

My imagination is wild. So don’t tell me negative things after 10 p.m., because my mind will build a whole horror movie by morning

I hate it when my calls are not picked up, and this is why I hardly make calls and do chats instead

I am very emotional and can be easily bullied emotionally, but once you cross a specific line, I will never forgive you. Even I don’t know how long it takes to cross the line – it could be one day. It can be 10 years, but once you cross it, that’s it.

I don’t read; I scan through things and will get the idea in a 1,000-page novel in the first five pages

In the same way, when people talk, by their first five words, I already know what they are saying, so I shut them down

I am impatient with slow people, which makes me snap and irritable. I’m not a very lovely person, as I can walk away mid-sentence if you are talking crap

Bonus

I’m an expert in reading body language. I can know from ur eyes, hand movement and breathing if you are telling the truth, lying or will give me a cheque

Same on the phone – from your breathing, pacing, choice of words, I will tell if u are lying or not.

Come and beat me

Thanks

Duke of Shomolu