Yarinya, wait, let me do another one. Sir, are u sure you can?
That must have been the last few intelligent words from our maximum ruler as he slid in between the legs of his para mour and released Nigerians from the choke hold of the most devastating dictatorship ever
It was sex and not Apple or indians that we all were meant to believe that took out the dark googled tyrant, if we are to believe this retired DSS person
According to his book, which is being widely quoted on various media, the ruler saw his girlfriend’s sister and preferred her for the night and went and died ‘on top of me’
What General Diya could not allegedly do, what various law courts could not do, what NADECO could not do, what the wishes of millions of Nigerians could not do, what a series of international sanctions could not do, the young lady just opened her legs and in a split second succeeded where all the above failed
It is no wonder the maxim – fear woman
This young girl must have had the courage of a thousand lions, or how do you explain her ability to walk into such hallowed halls, dare to touch the ruler’s probably tiny winker, kiss him – ewwww, romance his pot belly and have him breathe over her face as he pounded his soul away directly on top of her.
She saved Nigeria, not with a gun, nor with the law or protest, but by simply opening her legs and waiting for the inevitable to occur
I hope she is still alive, for we should give her the highest medal of honour and build a statue for her and place it at the entrance of Abuja in forever gratitude for her heroic exploits in bed which saved a nation
Her privates should be labelled – a National treasure; it should be celebrated in songs and in poems; it should be renamed, and its image reproduced and hung at the National Assembly for its heroics
Fear woman, I swear. All we could have done all those years was to seek her services, and pronto she would have done the needful, and we continued with our lives
Now, I don’t know how old she is now or if she is still in active service, so we can deploy her to some key areas of leadership to once again come and save the nation
This time around, if she accepts, she would be quite busy cos her attention would be needed not just in one place but in various areas of governance
In fact, she may need to recruit many sub-agents cos with the way things are now, Abacha seems to have reincarnated in so many areas of National leadership that I doubt she would be able to do all the job alone
In fact, the real fear is that these modern-day Abachas may have found a way to go in between her legs and come out safely while enjoying the milky juice of her honey pot with no harm.
No matter the situation sha, if she is still alive, she should be brought out and given her medal and national honours for services to the Nation for succeeding where all else had failed simply by opening her legs.
I cannot even laugh, I swear
Come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: July 22, 2026
