You see how you will just be standing on your own, and someone will just come and pour petrol on your body and light it and run away.
The worst set of people to annoy in Nigeria is this crazy set they call Gen Z or millennial
Although they are cowards who only take their fight to social media, their deadpan humour, fearless engagements and morbid attacks rankle, annoy and intimidate their targets and, in some rare occasions, like the Endsars debacle lead to upheaval in the polity.
So the young lady Corper goes on social media to lament the current situation of things in the country
Her legitimate cries even though on the wrong platform being a member of the NYSC resonate with the people
But like the many tantrums thrown on social media, this would have just eased off until one barely trained NYSC official attempted to bully her over the phone
One thing you don’t do to these ‘spoilt’ lot is come at them frontally cos they will fight back without fear or respect.
The imbecilic NYSC woman didn’t know this as her attempt was immediately brushed off and has led to a volley of attacks on the President and his son, who were jejely on their own mismanaging the economy and the nation peacefully.
Now social media is on fire. A post in which one Klint d drunk type of character mimicking Seyis seeming drunking performance – they are coming at my father – and calling our President a fool has garnered millions of views leading to uproarous laughter amongst Nigerians.
Our President and his hardworking son are now comic characters on social media while the NYSC official who threw this at them is at home enjoying her 5,800 crate of eggs
She couldn’t even be bold enough to wait for superhero Sowore and his team with the offending corper when they came for her
Even the high command of the NYSC headed by a top military Commander who has seen war could not even wade in to calm nerves.
They have left the President and his son alone to suffer on social media
Mbok I have viewed so many clips on social media on the President and his son that I am left in a kaleidoscope of emotions
From pity to laughter, to annoyance and then back to pity
The abuse, the parody, the warnings all because a crate of egg has gone from 800 to N5,000 under their watch
The one dt I just watched now was of a Tinubu-like character looking for his ‘flour’ and a Seyi-like character with a white substance on his face claiming to have taken a little but had inadvertently finished it
So as punishment, he was to be sent back to the North to campaign which he lamented ‘pls don’t take me there as ‘poverty’ is too much there
The parodies and outright bold attacks keep coming, daring the authorities with ‘how many una want to catch’ .
It is now like an infestation of soldier ants all over the body or an attack of bees in which the more you struggle, the more they come at you.
The youth of Nigeria, having lost faith in democratic institutions like the Judiciary and Legislature, who are both seen as appendages of a ‘leprous’ hand and have taken the fight into their hands using Social media to launch Molotov cocktails at the President and his son directly.
The cluelessness of the Democratic institutions esp the legislature who have distracted themselves with things of a sexual nature – Natasha and Porn thereby losing our confidence have further excarbated the situation
All you need do is go on Social Media and you will find the President and Seyi in different caricatures and effigies and them being ridiculed to the point that you begin to wonder if these two are clowns or our own President who is the President of the biggest Black Nation in the world and his very brilliant son who is also the best Son of a President to occupy the hallowed office.
My advice is for a total suspension of Social Media for a period of six months and for an administrator preferably from the Navy who seems to understand these things be appointed to regulate and register and do background checks on all of us before readmitting us
People like the NYSC girl and the bald headed drug addict who calls Pastor Adeboye a madman, Mr Macaroni who will not greet SANWO-OLU , Sowore, and one very sexy lady in green should be expelled permanently.
Me, I don’t like all this abuse. Why are we abusing a family that has taken it upon themselves to save us
If it is easy, why are your – fathers not doing it?
Mbok, all the abuse should stop now otherwise…
But wait, please, why is mummy Remi being excluded after all behind every funny President? There is a first lady…
Mbok, don’t quote me o, it’s just an observation.
But seriously, lets ban social media before we are faced with the President’s nude picture one day – ewwwww
Kai, someone should really come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu