Category: My Rants
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Edgar, you can never be a billionaire with theatre
As the news that we are completely sold out in Asaba hit me this morning, the above statement made to me by my brother, Ken Etete, resonated with me. He had looked at me very intently after transferring a bumper amount for one of my plays and said those magical words. I already knew it,…
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NGX – wahala brewing
The house is shaking and I have all the juicy details. There is one sore thumb in power that I need to fight But I have been asked to be patient and hold fire You guys know how passionate I am of the NGX cos of yhe role its playing in our economy I will…
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CAN, will you shut up?
CAN, will you shut up – in Patience Jonathan’s voice I want to stand very firmly with Ini Edo, the very talented actress, whose new movie Detty December is under threat of being pulled down From what I have gleaned from her post, the Christian Association of Nigeria seems to be mad with the title…
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My dear Asaba brother and sister
Morning, My dear Asaba brother and sister We have spent close to N60m to celebrate Asaba and tell your story to Nigerians. Please, the least you can do is to encourage all Asaba people who can to attend and come in their white traditional wear, so they can stand out, and we honour them Please…
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Jalo Waziri, Tony Ibeziakor – when Irokos’ move
Don’t even know which feeling should guide this write-up Don’t even know if I should be excited or cover myself in black tar as I attempt to write this farewell to two of the most cerebral men that have walked through Customs street, Lagos Customs Street houses the core of the mega trillion Naira valued…
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Have you died yet
This 2025, the grim reaper seems to have worked over time. It’s like it was in a hurry to meet a target as it reaped souls with the efficiency of a crazed bandit People died o this year. Almost every whats app group I belong to has lost at least one member. My alumni groups…
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Bayo Adelabu, Prophet Ayodele and the mysticism of fallacy
This one is really making me laugh. The Minister who wants to be a Governor is reported to have petitioned the DSS, claiming that the Prophet has been making ‘false prophesies’ about him following his refusal to deliver on approximately N150m worth of spiritual items. If you have never been a target of these prophets,…
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10 things that confuse me
How to measure land size Why women squat to pee instead of standing Why women say NOTHING when they have a whole lot to say Four Figure Table Bra sizes Why women wear their trousers or skirts on their belly button instead of their waist Why a lot of igbo young boys are turning gay…
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Tubaba – dem beat me too
My brother no be today dem don dey beat man. The only thing there be say, many men wey dem dey beat no get Daddy Freeze to help them stream am like your own case Women don beat me two times and the two times na heavy weight women Make I give you one gist.…