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Michael Collins Ajereh – Don Jazzy*
“It’s Don Jazzy again!” — once you hear that phrase in a song, you are almost guaranteed that the track will be a hit. The man is our own Quincy Jones, that legendary music producer who crafted Michael Jackson’s monstrous Off the Wall and the earth-shaking Thriller albums. Don Jazzy has delivered to Nigeria the…
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That conversation between Femi Otedola and DJ Cuppy
As I was scrolling down IG, I stumbled on a post by an Abuja comedian, and it was on one of my favourite people – Femi Otedola It was on the messaging between Femi and his daughter, DJ Cuppy At first, I didn’t get to where the Comedian was going with it, but something asked…
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We no just get sense for this Nigeria
Since Nnamdi Kanu was sentenced, the SE have been up in arms with all sort of arguments for his release based on some perceived injustice in his trial They threw up their social media influencers, the Cubana duo, who temporarily came out of their drunken hedonistic reverie to warn Tinubu that he would not get…
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The Place Restaurant and its Asun Rice
You will agree with me that eating in Lagos can be life-threatening There is food everywhere, depending on your income bracket, but quality and healthy food are another thing entirely It was my daughter on her last birthday who said-Joe, I want to eat Asun Rice What is that? I asked her and she said…
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The Segun Awolowo I knew
We used to live in Shomolu together, precisely Modupe Street off Fola Agoro Never met him; didn’t dare, he was a blue blood. The house was brown, and I used to walk past and stare Who was I to dare? This was Chief Awolowo’s grandson, the Chief Awolowo oooo not just anybody, Chief Awolowooooo So…
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10 things Tinubu should do urgently
Purge the Armed Forces. Cull them and weed out renegades Build an international coalition under the command of the UN to partner with the Nigerian Armed Forces – basically drop white caps on Nigerian Soil. Declare a nationwide state of War and suspend relevant sections of the constitution to enable the armed forces to fight…
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Babajide SANWO-OLU – you are kneeling on the Ibibio man’s neck
Before I am accused of writing with a sense of entitlement and therefore asked to go back to the bush that I come from, let me state it very clearly that I write with slave like humility You see, the Ibibio nation is a race of humble people. We mind our business and do not…
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Tinubu’s House on fire while Wike is running amok
I think President Tinubu is really dousing himself with petrol as his house keeps burning In the last 72 hours , an orchestrated attack on Nigeria has been unfolding Yes, an attack on Nigeria or how else would you describe the killing of an Army General, the seizure of our girls in Kebbi, and so…
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O te mi lo yan
For those of you who don’t understand Yoruba, it means – he pressed my breast That was the report she gave to the Vice Principal at the secondary school where I was enrolled after failing out of Command Ipaja. The school was the Jakande School prototype, and yes, our classroom was what was popularly called…