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  • Ayo Fayose – is this one too an Omoluabi

    Ayo Fayose – is this one too an Omoluabi

    Over the last decade, Yoruba pride has undergone a full circle. At a drop, your next-door Yoruba man will shout that he is an Omoluabi over a parking space or something like that If you say anything, he will remind you that you are not an Omoluabi, and as such, he is not surprised that…

  • Why I pity Ned

    Why I pity Ned

    I just got a series of tweets allegedly broadcast by Regina from celebrated music Journalist Azuka Jebose, who seems to have made Ned his sworn enemy As I scan through the chats, I begin to see clearly what is really going on Any man who has had a battle with a woman, either partner, girlfriend,…

  • My cursory Journey into drugs

    My cursory Journey into drugs

    Yesterday I saw the drug Loud for the first time in my life It was tiny, looked green and was wrapped in transparent nylon. The dealer handed it over to the buyer, and it sold for N500. The buyer took it, got a cigarette, tore it, poured the tobacco leaves into the bowl, got a…

  • Wanted

    Wanted

    Dr Boniface Chieze , a well-respected analyst and commentator, has been declared wanted He is past middle age and a catholic. A close friend of legendary Soni Irabor and an indigene of Asaba He is dark in complexion and wears glasses He was last seen within the premises of the Catholic Church in Lekki He…

  • Bolanle Austen-Peters

    Bolanle Austen-Peters

    You know I have called her the mother of modern Nigerian theatre, and people will be vexing. But that is how we are in Nigeria — we can vex for small thing. Anyhow, Bolanle has been nothing but an inspiration. It was my former friend — we are keeping malice now — Niyi Adesanya, her…

  • Paystack Shocker for Buhari

    Paystack Shocker for Buhari

    Did you see the look on President Buharis face when the paystack dude walked up to him in lipstick, make up and fingers painted. Buhari looked like he was about to have a seizure. He looked at the ‘effigy’ in shock and kept staring as that one walked away. Three things i will say here…

  • Hafsatu

    Hafsatu

    Do u know that as part of our plans of using only Female Directors, Prof Liman of ABU Zaria will be delivering Hafsatu Hafsatu was the first wife of Sir Ahmadu Bello, who, in her subtle manner, played a significant role in the turbulence of the era Prof Ahmed Yerima, in his Sardauna, had made…

  • Ezra, sex, genius and the madness within

    Ezra, sex, genius and the madness within

    Ezra Olubi is a tech genius. Co-founder of Soar Away Success Pay Stack, with trillions in transfers and a huge global influence. The man, however, is sick. Very sick. I suspected that when he wore lipstick and painted his nails to attend a National Award ceremony from ultra-conservative Buhari, Nothing shocks me sexually, but the…

  • Nigerian Military

    Nigerian Military

    Today, I will go to a barracks and salute the Nigerian Military for producing an officer like Lt Yerima The Nigerian Military is one of the best fighting forces in the world, and they have survived years of impunity and degradation by wicked and selfish politicians, and yet still remain highly disciplined and engaging Seeing…