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I should have written this profile earlier. Then Donald Trump, the American President, would not have issued his threat, there would not have been rumors of a coup, and I would have celebrated him as one of the greatest ever living Nigerians. But as I write, he is looking like a giant with clay feet…

Well, that young, trained Officer is not the fool in this story Please do not ask me who the fool then is, as I am in no mood for such a tedious endeavour this evening What I saw in that clip was the finest of the Nigerian armed forces In his well-starched Khakis, he stood…

Stop wearing Asiwaju-branded Caps Put American flags on your roof Move towards the American Embassy and stay within that perimeter Join Remi Tinubu’s Prayer Warrior Band. Very important Avoid anything to do with Wole Soyinka. Don’t read his books, carry hair like him. Remember, he tore their Green card Start playing loud American rock music,…

When I was younger, I used to wish away problems, and as I got older, I would wish away problems with the skill of an Irish Wizard. As an Investment Banker, I would shuffle off letters from Lawyers asking for a meeting or giving a deadline to respond to a query The problems never go…

My mother-in-law was a nurse, like my mother. She was a very quiet, minding her business, kinda a mother-in-law Unlike most of her colleagues, she would not meddle, as she would not even stay more than a second when she came visiting She was quiet, prayerful, and spoke only sparingly. She was kind and would…

Let me come out in the strongest way since this matter started to strongly condemn the arrest of your brother-in-law, Law-Sammy, the reported and alleged possible arrest of your mother-in-law, and the trauma of your wife via a video recording of her crying and stating – I don’t even know what I’m begging for As…

When you are above 50, you know that your 8 hours of sleep cannot be joked with Even more so for those of us who are trying not to do BP drugs My doctor says I must sleep 8 hours every night, unfailingly Now, if you live in Lagos and do some of the work…

Yessssssss!!!!!!!! This is the review I have been waiting to write. This baba has been threatening to send people to “beat” me for no just cause. He even invited me to his 80th birthday and made sure I did not eat. And he didn’t stop there — he came for an interview on my podcast…

My last write-up, titled ‘Trump, I Pity Tinubu,’ has gone much more viral, if there is anything like that. Governors, Generals, prominent businesspeople, top Government officials, and APC members have all reached out. A former Gov called in and congratulated me on the write-, but sounded really pessimistic on the matter and its outcomes As…