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Things u didn’t know about my theatre career
Did you know – That Bolanle Austen Peters gave me the first N200k I started with after I was sacked by Nicholas That my girlfriend at the University of Ibadan first introduced me to theatre at the famous UI theatre bf she broke my heart and cheated, which made me forget theatre for years That…
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10 new reasons to show you are poor
If you switch off data at night to save data, u are poor If you notice price fluctuations of groceries, like kai, this toothpaste has gone up, you are poor. If you walk halfway bf u join the bus to save cost, you are poor If you have seen at least half of my over…
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First and only time my father hugged me
My father was Sampson Edgar, but my mum called him Sammy. He was a handsome, yet short man. For a long time, he wore his hair like Bassey Okon, the famous character played by Jab Adu in the beautiful series Village Headmaster He was of a lowly pedigree, barely went to school, but was extra…
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Yoruba Mosquito replies
You no serious o. It is time we revalue the dowry you paid when Naira was $1/N80 to $+/N1,500. This will enable us export more Yoruba Mosquitoes to Ikono, Ikot Ekpene, Uyo, Abak, Ewet Housing Estate, Etinan, Eket, Ikot Abasi, Ette, Ikwa, Idonebom. Ibibio Blood and Yoruba Mosquitoes are siamese Twins. You now come drag…
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It’s hot, dark and sticky
Can’t even remember the last time I experienced what I am experiencing now It isn’t funny. Power is gone, the estate generator is not working, and although I have an inverter, it cannot carry the AC, so I’m back to my Shomolu growing up days The only difference is that the mosquitoes these days are…
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I have like you, at home
This is the most vile and arrogantly stupid thing any man can say to a woman The stupidity of this statement is way up there with the – no justification to beat a woman-in my books It just dawned on me this morning that as we fight to regain control, there is an absolute need…
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Tiwa Savage and the theory of Male Superiority
With her announced desire to be a second wife, superstar songstress Tiwa Savage has blown the Nigerian version of feminism back 20 years The little things they have achieved, she just carried her big buttocks and sat on them all, mashed them and threw them into the dustbin When I read the comment, I laughed…
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Ned Nwoko, Regina Daniels and all in between
One has to be very careful how one deals with this Baba, as he is allegedly swift to set the authorities on you. His record in that regard is there for all to see, and as I really do not want to be a notch on his belt, especially with my upcoming production on Asaba,…
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BP
Edgar, be like say you be prophet o. That day you sent me N20k for my BP drugs, I keep am o. A few days after my BP rise to 215 /116 na emergency matter o. Dem hang me for hospital and he don come down small sha This was my colleague from secondary school…