Women. Love yourselves.
If you don’t love yourself, no one else will.
Do your best and leave the rest. Na fat you fat, you no kill person.
The most physically beautiful woman in the world is not assured that her husband won’t stray.
Do your part Don’t kill yourself to satisfy any man. Don’t be like Stella Obasanjo God rest her soul🙏 and the rest of them.
I’ve been going to d gym for over 10yrs now and hv never been nacked🙄. I guess my reason for going is not so much d body toning, but more so d social aspect. I dont do private training, just d aerobics classes where there’s a multitude of us per class, that gives me d adequate toning I need. Even at that, I notice most of d comments listed also happen here, like some reps we do, if u stand in front of d class, u’ll see diff shapes and sizes of camel toes glaring at u, once when I stepped out to take a call, came back and saw all those camel toes, I yelled at d instructor “is this what I stand back to watch?!” He just smiled and continued
D small boy came back to ask me out
Useless small boys
I get lots of young gym instructors chasing me
It’s normal
It’s what dey do to all women
Nobody will even dare lift a finger to beat you on this one.
Quote me: No woman goes to the gym with the exclusive intention to lose weight or firm up anything.
They register and go there because of what you have clearly spelt.
They already know exactly what is going to happen before they even step in there.
If it’s not the gym instructor, it’s the rats.
Look here, it is a man who has lost control over his wife or partner, a weak man, a clinically-useless man, that allows the nonsense of “Honey, I’m going to the gym”.
If your bed is not gym enough for your wife, the laundry room should do nicely. If that one doesn’t do, then keep her in the kitchen for hours on end cooking edikainkan, ofe-owerri and efo-riro with amala, pounded yam or pupuru for you.
No woman who’s kept busy in the kitchen and in the bedroom has the time or the need for the gym’s extra services.
Men, keep your women away from any nonsense gym o, ehn ehn…I can’t commiserate over stories that touch o.
It’s an issue of the cart n the horse. The horse pulls the cart. But the gym episode is about the body n the mind. Normally,it’s the mind that should pull the body. Simply put,get her heart n her body is your’s. But in the gym,it’s the body that drags the mind. With these touches of the instructor,the heart gets torches of lust n in a few seconds of being lost,all defences collapse into spasms of delight. Even the way some ladies coo during press-ups n push-ups,it sound like orges of urges. Talking about striking when the iron is hot. The woman being on heat n ready for the eat. Ready menu in dressing rooms n beneath the showers during fresh-ups or is it clean-ups. A man will spend money to push his wife into the hands of predators,percolators of the 1 aside game on a 6”x 6” turf,a plain mechanical bout of physical contact in a combat game. The only danger is when feelings are involved. No repetition. No rework. No rerun. No repeat. The next victim awaits. Perfect TQM
I have said my own, they can come and beat me
Na wa o. I go gym and na woman be my instructor. You are right a bit though, those instructors could be something else. I once had a swim instructor years back. Booked 15 lessons, did one and told my husband to take the rest. The guy had the audacity to stroke my tight. I said mba no be me and you. I was visibly disgusted, I just imagined him saying to his friends haaa that madam if you see her tight Kai na run I run. Hear no evil see no evil.
I thought it was my pastoral heart that made me feel the awkwardness of the moves by some of the instructors in Magodo even when the women were trained openly.
I would rather walk and talk with my wife than watch any man open her legs etc in the name of working out
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: January 31, 2026
