Bath before leaving your house
If I don’t recognise you, don’t vex esp women with too much makeup
Dont speak to me for more than a minute, I have more than 1,000 people to cater for
Don’t ask me where I got my shoe in the middle of the chaos that is organising a show of this size
Dont introduce me to your wife and expect me to stand with you and talk when I’m trying to seat 1,000 people
Don’t ask to take pictures with me during the event. We will take many pics after
Don’t ask for extra tickets for a friend after getting complimentary tickets. U are taking advantage
Put your phone on silence or vibrate during the show
No huge head scarf or cap cos Shell Hall is not theatre-style so people can enjoy the show
Don’t ask me to escort you to your car after the show. If you deserve it, I will escort you.
Don’t call me to tell me you are on the way and that I shd wait for you at the door
Dress smart casual and comfortable. Its not Owambe or a wedding. Nice tshirt, pants and sneakers. Ill be barefoot
Dont ask me to enable you take Pics with Bianca. Remember she is a minister and will have security and protocol.
Dont ask me to introduce you to anyone. Walk straight to who you want to meet and engage
Thanks
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: May 1, 2025
