Mbok how many times a month are we doing Mother’s Day?
I just saw a chat on our family page from Chantal wishing her mother a happy Mother’s Day
Then immediately as if by planned work, I started receiving the usual happy Mother’s Day messages all over the place
I have lost count of how many mothers day that they force us to celebrate
Who even decides this? On whose authority are they deciding which day to make Mother’s Day and all of the days usually fall on Sundays
The mumu is just there announcing Mother’s Day every two weeks and will announce Father’s Day every leap year
I don tire for this mothers day.Mothers day everywhere as if fathers too do not deserve any recognitions
During the once every four years that they announce Father’s Day, you will be seeing very reluctant greetings as if say they are buying the greetings in Mile 2 market
You will just be seeing AI-generated caricatures instead of beautiful and healthy pictures of our handsome fathers
These mothers, apart from breast milk and carrying you in the womb for 9 months, what elselse do they do beyond hugging and crying with you
You people just like them cos they condone your rubbish and will side with you no matter what you do
Even me, na d reason I loved my mother pass my papa
In a fight, my mother will take sides, not even listening to the other side but my father will ask the very pertinent question – What happened. Me, I will now be looking at my father the way you look at spoilt Afang and be saying – what is even wrong with this one
Now in my adult age I now see the wisdom in my father’s approach
This is why most of you still hang onto to your mother’s apron even in old age to reward her for years of spoiling you silly
Mbok any body that send me any happy Mother’s Day greetings, I will reply with Porn.
I am saying my own now o.
Yes I am very jealous of the mothers and until you people start greeting we the fathers for what we do, nobody should greet me o
Let me remind you all cos it seems u have all forgotten especially the mumu people who decide these days
Without our sperm, no you and until science begins to develop sperm, we are your source
Even if na IVF, or adoption or anything, you cannot come to this world without us
Na we dey do all the work, push, suffer, sacrifices and pay the bills, take insult, and cover you from life’s vicvissitudes till u become adults
We take the beat, get beaten and slapped, spend all our resources, damage our health and stand for you and that your mama and yet you dont see it cos you bond with your mum, while sucking breast
I don’t care as our consciencence remains clear and God sees it all
Its fathers day every day of the year cos we are the champions and every good mother out there, while enjoying this attention, should say to the children – I wouldn’t be all that you think I am today without your father send him some biscuits
But these knuckle headed mothers will not say that?
They will instead be enjoying the fruits of another person’s labour cos they have breast milk.
Dont worry, there is God and he is not sleeping
Mothers day ko, Mothers daycare ni
Come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: March 15, 2026
