So because I responded to your limp, drunken scribble in that your increasingly irrelevant column, you’ve now gone full gutter, vomiting bile like a man in heat.
Let’s be clear fool, nobody needed to “pull my attention” to your article. You’re not that important. I read it the way one reads a toilet door inscription out of boredom and mild disgust. You’re angry that I called your piece useless? It was useless. You used an entire column to rehash Atiku’s political journey like a jealous ex reading old love letters. Then you tried to lace it with satire but ended up sounding like a rejected script from a bad Nollywood audition.
You’re the only clown I know who attacks people for reacting to your own published work. You dish garbage weekly, but suddenly grew ovaries when someone replied in the same tone. And now you’re foaming in the mouth, calling me a scabies-infested oaf, dragging my kids, and threatening violence. That’s your legacy now, useless WhatsApp rants, praise singing write up every Sunday, served with body shaming and insecurity. Mumu that you are should discard the alawada from his famed newspaper, oh I forgot he don’t even know you sef.
You said I can’t hold an argument. Brother, you’ve never actually made one. What you do is write colourful nonsense with big grammar and zero depth. Empty barrels styled as royalty. The only crown you wear is made of plastic and pity. You said 600 of me can’t match you. But somehow one message from me has you leaking paragraphs of fear and envy like an old, angry faucet. I don’t need 600 just one version of me is clearly enough to haunt your dreams. Osa the Bini boy is too much for you.
You said I haven’t strung two plays together. You? The same man whose entire identity is a borrowed title and unpaid column gigs? You think that’s a flex? You think you’re the standard? Last thing, you fool: leave my children out of your mouth. Keep it political or I’ll stop playing nice.
AA I stand, forever and forever. An Attack on AA is an attack on me. You can go and die, I don’t bloody care.
Osa