Written by 5:21 am My Rants

Seun, he will just shoot you

See Seun its not to be wearing suit and be speaking big grammer when there is a threat on your head

Be doing ‘bone face’ on TV and be saying you are not scared when me I know very well that you are scared to your pants

You should be scared o, even me when he threatened me the other day in my dream, I was so afraid that I ran to Femi Kuti to ask him if that Fela juju against Bullets was still available

The dream was sureal. U knw that kind dream that is so real that you will wake up sweating

He was angry with me over something, I cannot remember. He was shouting and shouting and his mouth was smelling

As he was shouting, spit was coming out of his mouth and the spit was brownish and smelt like snuf

I tried not to cover my mouth so he doesn’t get angrier and moves from just threat to execution

Unlike Seun, me I did not go on air to be making empty boast, I moved

One thing I learnt growing up in Shomolu was to take any threat no matter how light very seriously

Gisorin was a big bully in Shomolu. He was the greatest boxer and beat up people from Onipanu to Fola Agoro

People were scared of him. Once he threatens you, you panic and run

When it came to my turn, I attacked him. This is not dream again o it is real life story and the witnesses have died from old age but take my word that it is a true story

While Gisorin was still talking, I kicked his balls, he fell over and i beat the living day light out of him

Back to my dream, while Wike was shouting and he was being offered ogogoro to calm him down, I kicked his balls and he fell and I beat the living day light out of him and put a dog chain on him and paraded him around town and took him to ADC headquaters and tied him there

So I have woken up from the dream and im being confronted with this issue

Wike has said he was joking that it was a figure of sprech. Offcourse nobody is believing him and the NUJ have issued a statement

See Wike does not understand all of these. He will just be laughing in his house as Fubara will be serving him Gin on his knees

What we need to do now for full protection is to attack

Attack has always been the best form of defence. It has always worked for me

Last December at one Corporate end of year party. One small boy looked for my trouble, as he was still warning me, I attacked. He didnt even see me coming when I hit him with a flurry of blows and ended with a kick to his balls. – he no dey fail, the testicles are the place to neatralise a man

But from the way I see this Wike, it doesn’t look like he has testicles o. From the way he walks, it looks like he has a big boil in his anus but no testicle so going at his testicle may just be futile

What Seun shd then do is go for his mouth. A thorough examination shows that his teeth are week from too much snuf.

Go watch the Rupert Mudorch attack where the man took his time and gave the old man a knock

Seun should not send anybody – when a man has received such threat he must take the gauntlet by himself, ask the Italian mafia

He must walk into Wike’s office, ask for a meeting and ask to be alone with the minister so that they can solve the matter

The moment they are alone, he will now fly across the table, give him neck lock, knock that his head and punch him in the mouth.

Make sure he removes only two teeth, nothing more o so that he will be using straw to drink his gin.

Beat him well and now surrender himself to the authorities

That way he would have restored his dignity as a man.

This is not time for press statement and wearing tie its tine for roforofo

Lets rumble, I can’t wait.

Im ready to be beaten on this, not shot oooo.

Thanks

Duke of Shomolu

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