It has come to my notice that a certain list has been circulating, curiously mentioning people who are my close friends
The list has caused me so much pain, as I did not know that I had so many close friends
I have been inundated with calls, messages, and even threats of litigation from my friends whose names did not appear on the list.
One person, Udeme Etukeyen, was so vexed that his name was not well spelt on the list and sent me a better spelling of his name and gave me a deadline to better spell his name on the list, failure of which he will deal with me
Uwem Whyte came out of a Board Meeting room to warn me very earnestly to tender an apology while Kuti called to thank me for making the List.
Nonny has redused
In this regard, I Joseph Ini Obong Sampson Edgar hereby dissociate myself from that list and hereby declare that I belong to all.
Oya, all these fights. Make Na come sponsor Obey and Asaba, ooo, no be to only carry a complimentary card with ‘Friend of Edgar’.
Kai, I tire. Make una give me general amnesty.
Ema bi nu oooo
Duke of Shomolu