On Saturday, I will be 56, still handsome, naughty and mad
I have everything to thank God for, na money I no get but every other thing I get.
Good health, my something is still standing, beautiful children, powerful friends and the freedom most will never have till they die
In the last ten years, I have tried to live my life on my own terms. Do what I want to do, when I want to do it and how I want to do it
What most people dont know is that the most priceless thing in this world is freedom
You cannot buy it and the worse kind of slavery is the one we put ourselves into, allowing other people to dictate how you live, what you wear and who u fuck
I wake up every morning and look to God and say thank you so much for the mental strength to look at the world and say fuck off
The ability to do that is much more powerful than the ability to cause a nuclear war
It is this gratefulness to God that has made me adopt every widow in this our Nigeria
Widows are the most vulnerable creatures created by God and you cannot show them enough kindness
In the last few years, directly and indirectly, I have raised close to N100m for all sort of indegent people and have personally raised about N20m for widows directly thru my friends
Last year, I raised N3m and this year the plan is to raise N5m
The strategy is simple. On my birthday, do not even greet me, dont send me gift, dont even look at me, send me cash
Mbok cash ooooo so that i can hit 20 widows with N200k each
The gain is the emphemeral joy I get when a widow who ate the last plate of asaro the previous night and goes to sleep with a prayer and wakes up to N200k in her account.
The glint in her eyes, the dance, the scream, the tears, the rolling on the ground is what I live for.
So guys especially those who are fighting me, please dont vex again.
Declare ceasefire send me the money and fight me after no problem
All my big hitters, you know ourselves, small hitters, nothing is too small, we must hit the N5 m target by midnight so that my widows will smile
By the time I finish on the 4th of July, you will wish your wife was a widow😄
Mbok, make una no disgrace me
Thanks
Duke of Shomolu