Look, it’s never too late to take advantage of our enemy, even if he has built the world’s largest refinery and solved the fuel crisis problem that has plagued us since 1975.
See my people, yes, we all didn’t believe that he would succeed with that yama yama he calls a refinery that he went to build in the swamp after Lekki
I don’t blame him; it is these stupid idiots who gave him a licence. I had warned them, but they had assured me that they were humouring him since he didn’t have the liquidity to pull it through
Look, my brothers, seated- all of us have failed. Yes, from NNPC or whatever you mumu people are calling yourselves now, to DPR, to NUPENG, to Oil Traders and now even you, this Pengassan that are just waking up after the man has taken us all out.
You are now calling a strike. Which mumu strike? Did he not just sack 900 of your people, which strikes again
I have never seen such dumb asses like you people
We are all to blame. We all went to sleep and woke up to a monster
This yeye Alhaji, who cannot even speak English like me, has not only disrupted but has killed our value chain, end to end, and we are here throwing pebbles at him
Aghhh, im just so angry. Didn’t you all see the 10,000 trucks he dropped recently, effectively kicking PTD out of the market?
Are Nigerians not looking at us as saboteurs now, abi, when he is exporting fuel and we are here fighting to import
My people, what’s even annoying to me is that the man is not even afraid of us any more, he is fighting back
Are you not seeing his press statements? Didn’t he alert Nigerians that we rake in trillions from trucks without adding any value?
The problem is that some of us in this room sold our birthrights for a morsel
Didn’t we consult for him, didn’t we help in recruiting his people, didn’t we sell land for him, didn’t we help him get approvals and licenses
If we did not, how can an ordinary ‘meshi’ who only knows how to buy and sell sugar now come and overtake us in this our complicated business to the point that our storage tanks are empty, with that his gorimapa friend Femi Otedola will come and be laughing at us
Mbok, anybody in this room who buys that book will be expelled. Let the fight start from there. Any of our members who is found with Otedola’s book stands expelled
The ingrate, what did he know about diesel? Are we also not the ones who showed him the ropes? Now he has made money and is licking ice cream all over Italy, and he too is talking to us anyhow.
We must rise and fight this Aliko person and drive him back to Kano, where he will go and sell groundnuts like his forefathers
Imagine, no Fuel Scarcity for over a year? Our founders will be livid in their graves. We, as NUPENG, PENGASSAN, or any other name we call ourselves, must be very ashamed of ourselves.
Everybody, oya bring out Alikos’ picture and shout – down with you – seven times and spit on the picture. Real kelebe spit o.
We must get the lady who released his bum the other time, cos we cannot fight this man with press statement and strike anymore oo.
He has damaged us irreparably
We need to release his nude, anything that will make him run away and leave that refinery.
We have not only lost our fortunes, but Nigerians now buy products effortlessly and at competitive prices, which goes against our ethos as the cabal controlling this and for this, Aliko must suffer.
People of the Cabal, I, as your life President and grand wizard, I hereby rely on the powers vested in me by our holy sepulchre, declare Alhaji Aliko Dangote our mortal enemy and hereby place a bounty of N1 trillion Naira on anybody who brings him naked and on his knees to the next meeting.
I also put a bounty of N500,000 on his ice cream-loving best friend, Femi Otedola, for also daring to insult us with his recent statement.
On this resolve, we must stand, and we will not stop until we reclaim the business from this aboki.
I have spoken and he may come and beat me
Rubbish Mallam, I pour him spit.
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: September 29, 2025
