Some women say im fighting them. Im not, Its just very traumatic trying to explain to a woman in meltdown mode ur position on things
Every man knows what I’m talking about, trying to ask her to be specific as to what the issue is
She will start by saying nothing and can hold that position for days and weeks depending on the woman and when she finally opens up it is a torrent of words that starts to make you miss the nothing phase
Its crazy, I swear trying to have a conversation with a very angry and hurt woman over the phone
She will fire volleys of words running into their thousands per second leaving you begging – pls can I just say something
Then she says speak and as u say the first word, she drowns you again with a volume and then drops the phone when she is finished and either blocks u or doesn’t even pick up again
How many men have gone through this? Lets share experiences where u are trying to have a rational conversation and the other one is shouting down the roof with emotional-laden statements
The angles they come with can literally kill you.
You ask – why is my room still scattered since morning, and you get in response- are you a man?
U-turn your head in amazement wondering where did that come from not seeing the link
Then you try again – please I’ve told you times without number, if there is an issue don’t say nothing , engage
She will roll her eyes and walk away.
Three days later, you are begging, please can you even tell me what is annoying you so much and she goes – if you don’t know leave it na
How for heaven’s sake are we expected to know
It gets more baffling when you run to her friend to say- hey don’t know what’s up, she has been saying nothing for the past three days
That one would look at you and say exactly the same thing – if you don’t know then you truly don’t love her
Aghhhhhh men dey try, I swear. Men dey try. Kai
Can you avoid them? No. They are everywhere. Four women to a man and counting
All of them angry and wound up, ready to recoil and lash out at every single opportunity or taunt.
My big female lawyer friend is busy giving me hundreds of reasons why the Uni Zik girl should have not been expelled
The most laughable was that did the panel check to see if she had mental issues or that she was depressed.
A small girl beat teacher to a pulp for touching her and you say we should go and find out if she is ok
She has been expelled, and her family have more than enough time to go and check now that she has been expelled
Men are truly victims in today’s Nigerians as we are now surrounded by women who arrogantly go about like beautiful despots knowing fully well that they are in charge
It’s an incredulous mind game that men are not well equipped to play, and women are super blessed with features and elements that allow them to play this game very well.
Men are in big trouble, I swear
Im not afraid of them as im celibate and as a result have narrowed down my circle of female friends considerably to almost insignificant levels.
My advice to all men, is to do same and increase your chances of a longer life especially if you are above 50
I don talk my own, they can come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu