Stop wearing Asiwaju-branded Caps
Put American flags on your roof
Move towards the American Embassy and stay within that perimeter
Join Remi Tinubu’s Prayer Warrior Band. Very important
Avoid anything to do with Wole Soyinka. Don’t read his books, carry hair like him. Remember, he tore their Green card
Start playing loud American rock music, and the AI will connect to their systems, causing them to avoid your house. White rock musicians, if you go play African American music, you are on ur own
Shave your beards, all these Gen Zs doing Beard Gang are on their own
Join the LGBTQ and secure immunity
Use American condoms
Marry an American and put his or her picture on ur roof so the American pilots can see
Finally, learn to sing the American National Anthem, u will need it to cross to Cotonou
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: November 12, 2025
