Alimony can never be your problem
You don’t know the stress of getting CofO and Governors concent
U can never be saddled with an unwanted pregnancy
Jump in Plane tickets are the least of your problems
Hunger will give u natural six pack so u don’t need expensive GYM fees
Visa rejection will be something u will be hearing from afar
You will be free from irritating banking and Insurance marketers
The only car accident you will be involved in is if a car jams you, as u can never jam anybody
Nobody can hack your bank account, as your savings will not be worth the cost of the hacking
You will be exempted from paying tithes
You can marry on credit or make installmental payments for the dowry
It pays to be poor
Come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: July 20, 2026
