Russel Brand one of my favourite British comedians have just this evening been convicted on one count of rape and four counts of sexual assault in London and this got me thinking
You see this issue is such a slippery slope for men
A visit to the Kiri kiri maximum prison that I made recently saw me face to face with a lot of men serving life as a result of sexual offences
I don’t give a fuck if they did it or not my main issue is how to strengthen men so they no longer commit these offences or find themselves in these situations
Growing up, there was no real clarity on what constituted Sexual assualt. We knew rape but sexual assault was strange to us cos we all felt that NO in most cases meant YES
Today, things are clearer and NO means NO even if the NO is said with legs open and you are staring at the private part
Let me tell you guys one story
As a young Stockbroker with good earnings, I had my fill of women
I fell for them and they fell for me and I had more than my own fair share of women
The more notorious I was, the more they came in their droves
Then this particular lady appeared. She was older, stupidly beautiful and worked in an Insurance firm
She came at me with so much aggression but anytime I suggested sex she would say NO and I would leave her
Then one day she said she was ready and I said oya
She chose the rendervouz point and arrived at the hotel earlier than me
I walked in and saw this lady in a see thru lacy gown with panties held down by the tiniest thread. She was ready and I was ready
We ate and gisted and when it was midnight, I made my move.
She pushed me back. I looked at her, kissed her and she kissed me back and i tried again and she pushed me back
I just stood up, went into the bathroom, relieved myself, got dressed and excused myself
It was better an armed robber castrated me than staying till morning in the same room with this Jezebel who had other plans for me
The next day, she came to the office and abused the living day light out of me. No name she didnt call me.
I kept saying thank you, thank you and when she was tired, she carried her saggy breast and left my office
Men must as a matter of urgent compulsion develop mental strength to resist and reign in unreciprocated urges
There is nothing there. Keep telling yourself, there is nothing there, five minutes and your life can immediately be ruined
Just walk away, fuck a hole, fuck a mattress, fuck agege bread, fuck anything except that one that is in that room telling you No
People are serving LIFE sentences cos once the accusations are made, nobody is listening to you the man
The system, the society and other very weak men turn against you.
Please please please as a man, if you cannot hold yourself, MASTURBATE.
True rapists are vile beasts who should not exist and have no pity in my books.
Also a weak man who allows his inpulses to take the better of him like Chinua Achebe’s Unoka deserves no pity and this is why I am shouting now for men to find their strength and flee rather than fall and say – what just happened to me
Any man that needs counselling or measures to use to build their mental strength can reach me, i have three mouth koboko that I will use to flog them and they will get sense
Just walk away
Come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: November 6, 2026
