It looks like Peter Obi is not really having enough sex that is if he is having at all
He looks taut, hamstrung, fidgety and touchy. His smile is wooden and his gaze distant
He has a good physique otherwise he would be looking gaunt with hollow eyes like Williams Shakespear’s Casius.
When ‘Bola’ said he was going to campaign in only 12 states, those who dont understand strategy screamed
The man was only pacing. He understands the importance of pacing to reserve energy for a marathon campaign
Our man is everywhere. From one burial to a naming, to a market day, off to London to America back to one bustop in Awka and then off to one cattle market in Kano and then to Lagos then go shopping with his wife in Italy and then finally end up in ariara market of which by that time he has lost his voice
His people say he is suffering from exhaustion but I say na lack of strategy and no sex are his combined follies
Bola has no sex not cos he doesnt have the time but cos he cant but at least he has enough time to relax and do things his – you know what cannot do – with his hands while swigging champaagne and monitoring the campaign thru his wide structure and network
Obi is running his campaign like the trader that he is. He is the spokesman, Presidential candidate, director of mobilization, head of womens wing, PRO and every other thing in between and this is why he is exhausted and it is beginning to show with his inconsistencies in his speech amongst others.
He should slow down, pace himself, take a long rest and very importantly have a lot of sex so that at least he will exercise his Prostate
He should take that his beautiful and elegant wife to an island somewhere in the carribeans and switch off his phone for one week and REST
He will come back more energized, focussed and the rambling will reduce
If his wife spends more time shopping thereby not allowing him meet my recommended quota, he should immediately alert me and i fly in some alternatives at no cost since that would be my own contribution to plural democracy
I knw obedients will now want to come and beat me.
Im waiting
Thanks
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: November 5, 2026
