First alumnus with full dreadlocks
Failed Form Four three times – a record in its own right
First Alumnus to annoy Asagba of Asaba, Dein of Agbor, all in one year
Only male alumni wearing a leg chain as we speak
Remained a virgin throughout my stay in the school
Never received a prize at prize-giving day, so this is another way to compensate me, especially with my current public status
Moral beacon to current students who will see my tattoos and be inspired
The school is benefiting immensely from my current public image and posturing, although they drove me away, and the accolades should go to Angus Memorial High School, who graciously took me
I suffered severe koboko flogging in that school by all sorts of thugs masquerading as teachers and housemasters. No be only me suffer; others can ask for their own reparations. My own na my sculpture in front of the school
I contested and failed to be President of the Alumni, and this sculpture will ease my pain
Failure to give my sculpture
I will petition the Chief of Army staff, seeking to buy the school and turn it into an IDP camp
I will stop paying alumni fees and cut ties with anything to do with the sch forever
I will. Delete all mention of my relationship with the sch from my biography
I will cause the withdrawal of its licence as an approved SEC sch in Nigeria
Come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: November 12, 2026

