Who am I to disobey His Majesty, who born me
I am but a rice weevil who can only hide in between the grains, hoping that a poisonous pesticide will not come and kill me
His Majesty says No, he is not ready and a castrated slave like me says, ” Yes “
Oh my God, my end is nigh. I will be cremated, and my ashes spread all over the River Jordan, or is it the River Niger
The influential one says ignore; the intellectual says – you can’t disobey my monarch,h and the law says I’m not disobeying
My heart is too cold, but my genitals shrink from fear even as I have decided to move ahead
Script updated, expanded and deleted; the best I can do, even as I push my legacy towards Golgotha to smash it into Hades
I love risks; I love being foolishly stubborn, with a part of me enjoying the fear that envelopes me as I face the risk of going against he that can turn me into a cockroach
Do cockroaches have sex? Would I be consulted in the decision of which rodent to turn me into for disobeying the Monarch, cos I would love to be turned into a rabbit – the horny bastards
Anyway sha, we have done all we need to do and would take the consequences with our full chest
Our? No, me o. Only me o, cos this is my decision, and I have already bought the nails that they would use to nail me to the cross
Kai, but why do I like trouble like this
Na wa
Metropolitan trouble
Edgar, why did you write? Now they want to expel your host
My people, I tire. I have received warnings from about three sources this weekend alone o
Wetin carry me chop food for that place o. Who send me o, I should have declined the offer
Everybody that have gone to eat there have eaten and minded their business
Me, I now went to eat and write essay. Shebi they have told me that this my essay will put me in trouble one day and they will beat me
These with their stuffy suits, not understanding of sarcasm, have been vexed by me, reporting me to all who care to listen
From wives, to side chicks,s and even call girls, they have reported me to
I don tire. One plate of food and weeks of trouble
Mbok make una no vex o. I apologise o, don’t invite me again o, I have black listed myself, I have even dashed Eteka the suit so I will not be tempted to wear it again and go and eat food that was not even Afang
Didn’t know it was supposed to be a secret rendezvous oo; it wasn’t an initiation or a coven meeting o, it was just lunch o, and now I have entered big trouble
Someone should come and even beat me, once, and for all, let Nigeria rest
My wahala is too much – from Dangote IPO to even CBN Governor that I hear has reported me to people because of my stance on JP Yoruba
Is it only me in this Lagos? Cos of N100 data, I am just causing wahala and disturbing the whole place
Mbok someone should come and put me in my place o – a seedy brothel in Shomolu so that I can stop looking for trouble
If nobody beats me, I will beat myself for you people
Please, I will soon call for my own lunch, and it will be afang, and you don’t have to wear a ‘coat’ to come abeg and you can write anything you want even post my Nude pics but maje sure you give me straight legs and not the bowlegs i got from my great grandfather, the skinny Etekamba
Funny Lot, taking me seriously when im just doing ME
Come and beat me o
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: November 10, 2026
