Today is my nephew and niece’s one-year birthday. For some reason, their mother, my only sister has refused to do a birthday but instead asked me to come to her house
As an elder and family head, I came and all of a sudden, I started seeing church people and the next thing they were doing was prayer and praise worship
I stood up to give them space, so that I don’t block their prayers from going to heaven with my evil thoughts
So I ran upstairs to stay only to stumble on her mother-in-law, watching on screen the very handsome Pastor Oyakhilome
Now that one was touching people and they were all falling. One small touch and people will just be falling down
I began to wonder if it was real. I called a strong member of his church and I asked – mbok your pastor dey touch people and dem dey fall, na true
She said – Ask the Holy Spirit and dropped the phone
I continued watching in amazement. Don’t get me wrong o, this was not my first time seeing something like this
In fact, there is no adult Nigerian who has not either witnessed these things or at worst watched it on TV
Pastors laying hands and claiming miracles
This one, people with HIV, cancer, and a very bad case of keloids according to the papers they all carrying came out for miracles
And the pastor, in all white – shirt, tie, socks shoes and underwear – a complete white outfit was going around and healing them
I am afraid to say my mind now before they come and abuse me
If I say what is on my mind now and tomorrow I get boil in my anus, they will say the God of Oyakhilome has fought for him
So I keep quiet as I wonder how a person will carry Cancer and go and line up on a stage and be waiting for healing just from the touch of the hand of a jerry curl carrying handsome man
I have not said anything o, I have not critiqued o, na just to describe what I am watching and asking small questions
My only real concern is that the cameraman is very unprofessional cos when the beautiful women with short skirt falls he will remove the camera and I will just be hissing – what is wrong with this cameraman
If I catch him, he will need more than Pastor Oyakhilome’s miracle to get his hearing back from the slap I will give him
Mbok from what I have seen on TV today, all those that hace erectile dysfunction should rush there and receive healing from Pastors touch of the affected area
Nobody should come and beat me o
Thanks
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: May 14, 2026
