You will say I have come again and do I really care?
It has come to our notice that if you ejaculate as a man 21 times in a month, you reduce the probability of Prostate cancer
Prostate Cancer is now almost in epidemic proportions for Nigerian men above 40
I have seen clinical reports that support the assertion that frequent ejaculation will help reduce the incidence
Today, a lot of our men are falling to Prostrate and usually wait until it’s too late to start treatment
So it’s now a matter of life and death.
There is this doctor who first started on classic FM and now has been on the very popular Morayo Afolabi Browns talk show who has been shouting that – Men ejaculate 21 times ooo
Now let me unveil the stupidity that comes to us in engaging on issues of sex even as so called enlightenen and exposed people
Let’s be realistic, most marriages in their 10year circle have dried up of sex
The couple no longer really engage. I have spoken to a lot of men in their 50s and most can’t remember when they last had sex with their wifes or partners
Nigerian problems, stress, and different challenges have led to boredom in the bedroom with each partner left to their devices
On the face value, this would have been ok if the prospect of Prostrate had not been added to the equation
How do you as a man get your 21 day dose for the month when Pastor Adeboye and that long-headed one that used to wake them up at midnight will instruct them to do 21 days fasting
The fact that I do not know any woman who will willingly shag their partners for 21 straight days, and you now come and add fasting and all the other wahala that women come with, you begin to see our problems as men.
Sad thing is that the woman is busy satisfying herself with either her fingers, toys or gym instructor depending on where ur luck falls
So what do you now do as a man to practically save your life
Now you are not allowed to cheat, not allowed to fill your quarter at home, so what do u now do
Bro WANK. Beat your meat and don’t feel any shame about it cos as you huddle in the bathroom with your pecker in your hands, your wife is most likely squeezing her thighs together while watching TV and having the best orgasm with a straight face
Wanking as the British have labelled masturbation is the safest, healthiest way of achieving sexual satisfaction in the event of a paucity of real sex in this life
It’s cost-effective, allows you to better understand your sexual needs and comes in a variety – vaseline, palm oil, cocoa butter, toys, hole in the mattress, hole in the wall etc
Don’t feel guilty about it cos millions are wanking daily, even as I am writing millions are wanking
You can easily meet your 21-day target with wanking without the humiliation of going to beg a recalcitrant woman who will be telling you crap cos you didn’t give her the last N50k she just asked for after spending millions to bury her father last weekend
You don’t need all the tedious preparation to get your partner ready
All the choosing your words, making sure the environment is ripe, touching her in a certain way that even changes per second per second to get the legs opened, you don’t need.
All you need to do is either take your phone go to the appropriate website or just use your imagination wank away, finish, climb your bed kiss your partner on her beautiful forehead and back her and sleep off with a smile
If you like turn your nose up in the air and tell yourself crap and be missing your target, when you die or have a pipe put inside your dick so you can pee, you will come and thank me
I challenge any man reading this piece to not go out early tomorrow, wait until your madam leaves the house, and then take your time and search for things, if you don’t see a vibrator or evidence that she is taking care of herself in a sex less marriage come and call me a bastard here.
Men, take your health in your hands, go and buy vaseline today and secure your PSA.
Women you can now come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: May 13, 2026
