I am ageing very fast and gracefully
I think I’m at my handsomest best these days, judging by the comments I get daily
Ohh, you look good for 57. You don’t show you are old; you are a fine man
I get this from everybody- men, women, even gays are not left out in the flurry of compliments
My beards are all grey now, and it turned that way very fast
But my dreads are jet black, sending confusing signals as to my real age
Then people will say only your eyes tell your true age, but every part of you doesn’t show that you are fast approaching 60
Then one day I spotted one grey beard on my pubic region
Ohh, my God. Never heard of people going grey down there
I studied it very closely and knew not to touch it, cos it will only sprout some more
Every morning, I go there in a hurry, with fear that a family of grey hair has taken refuge in my pubic region
It has started fascinating me as to why this lonely somebody did not go to my beards like the others or go on my head like most, but decided to go where there is no sun
It must be a child of the dark or a very spoilt grey hair
Spoilt in the sense that it does not want to be told about the action but wants a ringside seat so it can have a better view of the grinding motion
Whatever it is, it is still amazing; this is my one strand of grey hair standing tall like a flag staff pole on a sea of black beards
What exactly is it doing there?
Do you also have grey beards down there?
Come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: October 5, 2026
