Mbok, I have not been paying attention to this Iya Oloja since she exploded onto the scene o
Aghj she is beautiful o. I just saw a clip of her and gasped
My image of Iya Oloja, especially the ones we grew up with in Shomolu, was that of an old, scraggly woman with shrivelled-up skin. Flat breast, brownish teeth where there are teeth but mostly no teeth and browned finger nails from snuff
So when they have been saying Iya Oloja since morning, I will hiss and go
Even all the controversy that came with her ascension and up to the one in Benin, I didn’t even bother to look at her well o
That is how I saw her complaining about how people are rushing to the Justice mandate cos of Hamzat
That clip first caught my attention but it didn’t hold it well o
But the one that I just saw now, I stared at it well
This Iya Oloja is sexy o. Aghhj big eyes, even complexion, round and curvy
The way she was speaking and displaying nice jewellery on a very elegant hand and the way she was looking, I was just staring at her eyes as she was speaking ehn-aghhhhh
This one is very far from Shomolu Iya Oloja o. This one is very very beautiful o
She was abusing one Oshodi, that one was very rude and someone in the crowd said he was from Cotonou, and Iya Oloja said shiorrrr
Kai, the way she said that shioor ehn. She blinked her eyes, she reminded me of Eno, her lips pursing into an attractive smile, and the word came out very smoothly and I followed the shior with my eyes
Mbok, I didn’t know that this Iya Oloja is fine like this o
I have been carrying her papa’s eye and be looking at her o
Let me describe her from what I have seen today
You know those yourba socialite women at the average owambe party
When KSA starts singing or Obey, they will eye themselves, stand up in a group open their wrapper and tie it well, adjust their Iro and headgear and carry face up and strut very appetisingly towards the stage
They are usually rotund, nice backside, nice light skin, nice jewellery, with designer frames and beautiful bags and when they get to the stage, they will start swaying and weaving as Ksa will be shouting – ma fo wa kan be yen, Ijo lo bami jooo daddyyyyy
Kai, that is how this Iya Oloja is looking o. Very demure and the way she speaks her Yoruba with so much panache, so much diction if there is anything like diction in speaking the Yoruba language
Mbok what is her status? Is she married, is she single, does she have children, what exactly is her story cos this is a modern-day Iya oloja that we could build a bridge on the Lagos Calabar road that will detour to Oshodi to pick her up and take her straight to Etinan in Akwa Ibom
So APC had this on for a while and they have been throwing Obasa and the rest of the chimps at us
Please where do they register to join APC, I want to be in the Iya Oloja constituency, we have postponed activism.
Pls better warn Atiku and Obi not to come near me o, I will slap somebody o
We are now firmly in the Oshodi constituency of the APC
Iya Oloja of the world do you eat Afang?
Kai, they will soon beat me o
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: June 4, 2026
