They carried 40 children and beheaded their maths teacher and sent us the video and we watched with glee
Then they went to Kwara and did the same and have been doing it all over the North East and I’m expected to disturb my siesta and be wailing?
That time has passed o. I am no longer interested in mourning and putting ashes on my head and stressing myself when big boys are playing blood games
Humphrey calls-Edgar, when will u say something about these kidnapped children?
Am I an elected leader? Did I rig the election to be President? Am I the Chief Security Officer of any state?
How will my talk help anybody? Will it fly into the bush and rescue the careless children who instead of going to school thru, branched to pick fruits in the bush
So I should come and bother myself that Children as little as one year are suckling from their mother’s breast while starring into the muzzle of a bastard’s AK-47
So I should come and be losing sleep when doctors have told me to sleep 8 hours a day so I don’t die from BP, which is already killing thousands
The kidnappers are not even a serious lot. Is it only 49? Can’t they see that we have over 200 million people, why not scale so that they start comparing revenues with Elon Musk
Pls Humphrey, better leave me alone o.
Am I the one who was dropped from the Sky in Isale Eko and now appeared in Chicago and now shouted Emilokan?
Am I the one with the Masterplan? Shebi he has been given the opportunity, oya let him send his son and his troops the one Wole Soyinka talked about to go and rescue them
Have u asked me if I have eaten today? Have you asked me if my children are ok? You are coming to ask me to write about some orphans, who, even if they don’t come back, one hapless drunk will just replace them with a round of sex in the nearest brothel
By the way Humphrey, did you see the road the Minister’s sister was kidnapped?
Did you see the potholes, the despicable nature of the road? Can you now compare it with the huge Mansion the Minister now opened in the same Ibadan?
If Nigerians keep standing on the mandate, what can my writings do about it
This Humphrey, it appears that you are sex starved cos if you were having sex, you wouldn’t come and disturb me with this nonsense this afternoon
Don’t you have Sey’s number-shebi he was the one shouting the other day that his father was the best thing after sliced bread and that we should be grateful that he graciously accepted to lead us
Mbok call him, I will get his number for you and ask him this stupid question you just asked me
Are you the one who paid my WAEC fee that you should have the temerity to ask me to talk about the kidnap
Shebi the Americans have come, shebi they have technology, why are they not deploying it? It is I who is here looking for food without salt to eat that you are disturbing
Something is really wrong with you
Has Akpabio not just released a single? Are things not getting better?
Do you know why? Chibok was over 276 girls and now it’s just a little bit over 40. We should be celebrating the milestone
Mbok, leave me alone o. As far as I am concerned, we have nothing to worry about according to Wike who has said that there has been kidnapping in Abuja before, so why are we ‘politicising’ this one
Humour me, you are crazy for head? Do I have a security vote? Do I have mopol and DSS following me to every brothel I find myself in, do I have any mandate?
Pls mind yourself o. If fear is catching you and you cannot speak directly to the people who are concerned, don’t carry your matter to my side o
As far as I am concerned, no child has been kidnapped, they are on an excursion. Everything is OK and perfect
You and the rest of your type are just rabble rousers and if you continue, I will block you and come and beat you. Mumu
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: June 5, 2026
