Uncle Soni is a National icon. He was first a Radio broadcaster nobody listened to, and from there he went on to a copycat TV program called Second Chance
He was the teacher whose students, including Madam Kofo and Okonkwo, amongst others, refused to learn the English Language
Somehow, Uncle Soni, despite these disappointments, got married to the ever beautiful Aunty Betty, who does not like me
Anyways that is how I approached Uncle Soni to come and produce my Play – Emoton with me
We ran around the whole of Lagos looking for money and could not find and Uncle Soni started avoiding my calls and disappeared
I finally caught him at the foyer of the Protea Hotel in Benin, drinking Watermelon juice
Immediately he saw me, he tried to escape, and I caught his pants, and he said – Duke, why na, and I said, ” Why you disappear
Well, all these are to give a background as to why Uncle Soni does not like me
I have known for a long time that Uncle Soni does not like me, but I did not know that it was this deep-seated
I found out when I left his WhatsApp group out of anger, and he did not come to beg me
His WhatsApp group is one of the most influential WhatsApp groups in this country, unlike that yeye one that my brother Steve Ayorinde went to form and called Culture Group
Steve, who is a gentleman and who shared a piece of meat with me the other day at Gov SANWO-OLU’s aides party at Magodo.
You know say Press Secretary does not have too much budget, so the meat in this man’s house finished on time, and gentleman Steve offered me a small piece of his own
In fact, he had to pull it out of his mouth to give me, and I took cos of the selfless nature, not knowing where his next meal would come from
Anyways, the man in his wisdom set up WhatsApp for culture and cross-eyed rodents took it over, and the place just come be like jankara
Uncle Soni’s own, however, is more psychedelic with a lot of influential and globally recognised celebrities like Area Fada inside the place. That one with him gorimapa went to fight 50 cent and he lucky that that one never knw how to shoot documentary by that time otherwise, Na Area Fada blokoss we for dey look for NETFLIX
I cannot even remember who invited me and Uncle Soni would be vexing, but cannot do anything about it cos of my huge popularity and influence
That is how anytime I post something, Uncle Soni out of bad belle will come at me privately and be saying – Edgar, you cannot be talking about masturbation and porn on my group, it’s offensive
Me that I kuku know what is doing him and is members, I will apologise and continue
The yeye group has an average member ship age grade of about 90 years with Area father being the aburo at 70 something
So when me I am there boasting of my virility, talking about ‘nacking’ 21 times a month, the people who have not nacked since Dimka kill Muritala will be envious na
So the women in the group who are more and who despite menopause can connect with me find me funny, the men led by Uncle Soni dont like me
Anyways, that is how I fell into his trap o
Area Fada look for my trouble and we start to abuse ourselves on the group
Its ok for a younger man to abuse an older igbo man cos their own is to look for you to beat.
If it is Old Yoruba man, he will pull out juju and spit on it and curse you and you would become eunuch if you dont turn to a midget
The kinder ones will pour you devil beans and laugh as the thing burns your scrotum
So as Emeka Oputa is a bona fide Igbo man from Uguta, I abuse am well and when he could not catch up, he went to bring tomatoes Doris to abuse me
Mbok Doris that have been abusing people since 1949 in Ihiala market abuse me o
The thing pain me so much. Her fire power was out of this world as this woman abuse me to pieces to the joy of Area Fada and Uncle Soni
In anger, I left the effing group.
Now three months later nobody has come to beg me. When I left the Command and BGL Group, they sent emissaries with those things the wisemen went to see the baby Jesus when he was born to beg me
Now nobody for that group has come to beg me evnthough me and Area Fada don settle – saw him at a Party at Harbour point begging for food and I ordered the party to stop until they gave him food and he was happy and told me to kneel down so he can pray for me and I said dont pray for me, let me lick your gorimapa head and he agreed and we became friends again
Despite this, Uncle Soni has still refused to put me back on that group o
Imagine, group that me I dont even like. Who is in the group sef that he is doing all that shakara.
Is Seyi Tinubu there? Or Toke Makinwa. Nobody o and Uncle Soni is doing like he is admin of Argentina football team
Mbok. Anybody that know him should warn him o that if he does not put me back, I will show him shege
Me I am not Seyi Makinde who is still telling VDM that Oyo is not Chibok after eating Amala and the kids are still in captivity
Me I am action man and will act if in seven days I am not back on that group, I will release uncle Soni’s nude and danm the consequence
A word is enough for the wise. Thank you.
Nb-help me beg am make he put me back o.. Shhh no tell am say na me send you o. Just do like say na ur discretion. Thank you
Duke of Shomolu
Last modified: June 18, 2026
