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10 things about Yoruba people I don’t like

They like to bleach too much

Their women used to tie only one wrapper

They like pepper too much

Kwam 1, Tinubu and Dapo Abiodun

They have too many Obas. Every street na Oba

They will be pretending they don’t like Igbos but will be nacking their women

Their shit used to smell

They used to fail the DNA test too much

Every Yoruba man living in Lagos claims to be a Lagosian, even if they are from Kogi, and they will not let us, Omoyigbo, also claim

They like to carry ‘ebo’, that calabash with egg and palm oil and put it on the street corner

10 things I like abt Yoruba people

Their women know how to shake their ass at an owambe party

Most of their educated women are very beautiful

They gave me Shomolu

They gave us dancing Governor

Ofada rice

They are the best in the world at cooking stew

They gave us Afrobeat

They gave us the first bonafide Porn star – King T. Black

Funke Akindele

Dancing Governor

Come and beat me

Duke of Shomolu

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